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ladyiapetus) wrote2005-10-03 07:53 pm
ladyiapetus) wrote2005-10-03 07:53 pm
How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
By the taxi out front with two elephants in the backseat.
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Went out to dinner with my parents, my grandfather and my younger brother this evening. For some reason my little brother decided it would be a good idea to tell almost every elephant joke he knew.
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How can you tell if the light inside of your refrigerator turns off when you close the door?
Ask the elephant.
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Went out to dinner with my parents, my grandfather and my younger brother this evening. For some reason my little brother decided it would be a good idea to tell almost every elephant joke he knew.
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How can you tell if the light inside of your refrigerator turns off when you close the door?
Ask the elephant.
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-How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
-Just look at the footprints in the butter!
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-Why do elephants have red eyes?
-So that they can hide in cherry trees.
-But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!
- See how WELL they can hide?!?
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-Why shouldn't you go into the jungle between 5 and 6pm?
-Because that's when the elephants practise parachuting.
-Why do crocodiles have flat snouts?
-*shrugs* They were in the jungle between 5 and 6pm.
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(Sorry, couldn't resist!)
*grins*
Because that's when the elephants jump out of the trees.
What's that brown stuff between the elephants' toes?
That's what's left of the pygmies who were in the jungle between 2 and 3pm.
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How many elephants can you fit into a taxi?
3. One in the front seat and two in the back.
Re: *grins*
"Oops."
Carefully, he lifts his foot and watches the mouse dazedly digging himself out of the turf.
"I'm really sorry," the elephant mumbles, embarrassed. "That was way clumsy of me, I should've watched where I was going."
"Ah, forget it," the mouse replies magnanimously, waving off the apology. "It could just as well have happened the other way round!"
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The white ones get dirty too quick.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Listen, buddy, you want woodchuck jokes, start another thread. These are the elephant jokes.
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
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"Hi, Dad!"