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ladyiapetus) wrote2006-08-02 10:01 pm
ladyiapetus) wrote2006-08-02 10:01 pm
Entry tags:
Project Runway - INC Team Challenge
Jeffrey: Cry me a fucking river, honey. So you haven't won a challenge yet! We're only, what, four episodes into the season? You're not the only designer who hasn't won! But you don't see any of them bitching and whining over it, do you? Right now the only thing that's keeping you in my good graces, aside from the fact that you and Angela managed to pull off this week's challenge in spite of Keith's dickery, was that in last week's challenge you picked the corgi. Only reason.
Keith: You screwed yourself, man. Doesn't matter if you read the books or not, just having them is a no-no. It's IN THE FUCKING RULES. I won't get into your little going off-site for several hours stunt. Not to mention you were an asshat for the whole time you were in the challenge, what with manipulating Angela and Jeffrey into pretty much doing the work for you and finagaling discounts out of the cashiers at Mood. I'm certain that would have been added to the list of charges had Tim and the producers known about it.
Bradley: No, it's not the beard. It's the fact that you frickin' PROCRASTINATED through last week's design and it was only by the grace of God/whoever/whathaveyou that the judges liked your design and placed you in the top three. Although I have to admit, you do kind of look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, only with a fuller beard.
Angela: Okay, see? That's the proper way to do rosettes. Not placing them willy-nilly on the skirt and/or top of your outfit. Of course, you wouldn't have figured that out anyway had Laura and Michael not been helping you.
Michael: Um, about that shirt you were wearing for the runaway show? Uh, no. Just...no. It reminded me too much of Michael Jackson.
Vincent: *sigh* Remind me why I like you again? Being a part of a team, whether the leader or just a member, doesn't mean that everyone follows the team leader blindly. If you've got a problem, speak up! And the sooner the better, before something like that gets sent down the runway again.
Robert: Once again, you remind me why I need a "Robert + Sunglasses = OTP" icon.
Next week's challenge: All right, I'm curious about the model free-for-all in the workroom. And hooray, Michael Kors is back in the judge's chair!
Keith: You screwed yourself, man. Doesn't matter if you read the books or not, just having them is a no-no. It's IN THE FUCKING RULES. I won't get into your little going off-site for several hours stunt. Not to mention you were an asshat for the whole time you were in the challenge, what with manipulating Angela and Jeffrey into pretty much doing the work for you and finagaling discounts out of the cashiers at Mood. I'm certain that would have been added to the list of charges had Tim and the producers known about it.
Bradley: No, it's not the beard. It's the fact that you frickin' PROCRASTINATED through last week's design and it was only by the grace of God/whoever/whathaveyou that the judges liked your design and placed you in the top three. Although I have to admit, you do kind of look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, only with a fuller beard.
Angela: Okay, see? That's the proper way to do rosettes. Not placing them willy-nilly on the skirt and/or top of your outfit. Of course, you wouldn't have figured that out anyway had Laura and Michael not been helping you.
Michael: Um, about that shirt you were wearing for the runaway show? Uh, no. Just...no. It reminded me too much of Michael Jackson.
Vincent: *sigh* Remind me why I like you again? Being a part of a team, whether the leader or just a member, doesn't mean that everyone follows the team leader blindly. If you've got a problem, speak up! And the sooner the better, before something like that gets sent down the runway again.
Robert: Once again, you remind me why I need a "Robert + Sunglasses = OTP" icon.
Next week's challenge: All right, I'm curious about the model free-for-all in the workroom. And hooray, Michael Kors is back in the judge's chair!