ladyiapetus | (no subject)

(this part cross-posted to

amused_library)

Dear library patrons (you know who you are),

If one of our public computers is off and there is an "Out Of Order" sign taped to it, chances are that it is for a very good reason like, say, the computer is not working properly. Therefore, do not take it upon yourselves to turn the computer back on and proceed to use it, thus making other patrons think they can use it as well.

Again, if it's off and the "Out of Order" sign is up, it's for a legitimate reason. We don't randomly shut computers down for the hell of it (well, not all the time).

Your frustrated library clerk.

Borrowed from

jonathlee, who took it from

silvormoon who got it from

cynthia_harrell, who stole it from

moonflowerz who got it from Gods know where. Damn, this thing's made the rounds...

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123
3. Find the fifth full sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually nearest to you (We already know you, no use trying to be pretentious)

And the winner is...

"Nan found herself nearly ripping off her necklace." - Six Figures by Fred G. Leebron. A book which, ironically, I haven't read yet considering that I got it via interlibrary loan and haven't gotten a chance to actually read it yet.

Okay, now off to bed so that if I get called in to work at the school tomorrow, I'm not dead tired.