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ladyiapetus) wrote2004-11-17 05:38 pm
ladyiapetus) wrote2004-11-17 05:38 pm
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So at dinner tonight Dad announced that he'd had an idea, one that no one else had thought up before.
Penguin ranching.
"It could be like the other white meat," he explained. "Instead of a Thanksgiving turkey you'd have a Thanksgiving penguin. They'd be easy to take care of, and if they ever got loose they wouldn't get very far, because they can't walk that fast."
...
Of course, what else can one expect from a person who whistles "If I Only Had a Brain" while sitting in his cubicle at work, and not realize he's doing it?
Penguin ranching.
"It could be like the other white meat," he explained. "Instead of a Thanksgiving turkey you'd have a Thanksgiving penguin. They'd be easy to take care of, and if they ever got loose they wouldn't get very far, because they can't walk that fast."
...
Of course, what else can one expect from a person who whistles "If I Only Had a Brain" while sitting in his cubicle at work, and not realize he's doing it?